Stan:hey dude,what's up?
Eminem:yo,not much dog,you?
S:kind of suck,i got fired for banging my boss's secretary.
E:is she hot?good for you dog.you got any plans?
S:yeah,i think i need a new job now.
E:hey dude,i heard the football team is open for tryouts,why don't you go and see if you still got it?
S:yeah,why not?all i got to do is to MAKE a RESERVATION for my JOB INTERVIEW?
E:no need man,just call Stiffler,tell him that you've been playing football with Nova since high school,he will hook you up.
S:Steve Stiffler is still playin for the team?
E:he made coach now,we go way back,just talk to him.
S:sure,oh where is Nova at?haven't heard from him for a long time.
E:he went to Italy with Heather,he is playing soccer now for a local club in Florence.
S:ew!soccer?that's chick stuff,how does Nova end up playing that?
E:i don't know,man.something sure as hell messed up his brain,yo!
S:Jim and Micheal gotta married last month,did you go to their wedding?
E:no man,i wasn't invited,but i heard Stiffler's mom was there and someone saw Finch with her in a hot tub.
S:for sure?damn!that's the milf i've always wanted to nail.lucky bastard Finch!
E:they are together working on a book of Tantra now,i heard it's coming out pretty soon.
S:what is that?
E:just somethin that can make banging longer and a lotta better,buy a book then you can become a stud again.
S:i don't know man,i'm broke,can you hit me with some dough?
E:no man,the music business is hard too,but what are you doing tonight?
S:i don't know,you got somewhere to go?
E:i'm going to the titty bar outside the lake.you comin with me?
S:why not,i missed Monica,she's got the sweetest tits on erath.
E:then let me call Tyrone and get some weed,Snoop told me he got the best weed in town.
S:let's do it,see you there tonight.
E:peace out,dog,later.我同意这个