Lucy:All you need is love.
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Rita:Sam,I can go at least another nine rounds,but you got to let me in.
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Lucy:[being observed] I want no other daddy but you.
[turns to the glass]
Lucy:[shouts] Did you hear that?I said I didn't want any other daddy but him.Why don't you write that down?
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Rita:It's like every morning I wake up and I FAIL!
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Rita:Home.
Phone Voice:Dialing office.
Rita:HOME!
Phone Voice:Dialing office.
Rita:HOME,GODDAMN IT!
Phone Voice:Dialing Dr.Sloan.
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Sam:YOU'RE MY LAWYER!
Rita:That's right.
Sam:OKAY!
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Sam:You think what they think.
Rita:It doesn't matter what I think.It matters that we win.
Sam:No,you think what they think.You think Sam can't take care of Lucy!
Rita:Sam,it doesn't matter what I think!
Sam:It matters to me!
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Sam:You're going a little faster than everybody else.I was wondering if you noticed that.
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[Sam buys a "preowned" answering machine]
Ifty:Yeah.It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.
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Lucy:Daddy,did God mean for you to be like this or was it an accident?
Sam:Ok,what do you mean?
Lucy:I mean you're different.
Sam:But what do you mean?
Lucy:You're not like other daddies.
Sam:I'm sorry.I'm sorry.Yeah,I'm sorry.
Lucy:It's ok,daddy.It's ok.Don't be sorry.I'm lucky.Nobody else's daddy ever comes to the park.
Sam:Yeah!Yeah!Yeah,we are lucky.Aren't we lucky?Yeah!
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[in Rita's car]
Rita:On the Porsche the door handle is a little hidden by that thingamajig,so if you're having trouble finding it...
Annie:NO!
Sam:Ok,I think maybe Annie's not exactly ready to go yet.
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Rita:Can you grasp the concept of manipulating the truth...not lying,just a little tweak here and there?
Sam:[thinks for a few seconds] No.
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Sam:You don't know what it is when you try,and you try,and you try and you never get there!
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Sam:You've grown.
Lucy:Have
Sam:Yeah,'cause your ears are bigger and your eyes are older.
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Rita:Sam,I worry.I worry sometimes.
Sam:Yeah...do you worry that you did something wrong?
Rita:No.I worry that I've gotten more out of this relationship than you.
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Rita:It's just...I've never lost at anything.
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Rita:Where is your father?
Willy Harrison:Where do you think?
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Rita:Now,Ms.Cossell,in all the time that you've known them,have you ever questioned Sam's ability as a father?
Annie:Never.
Rita:Never?
Annie:Never.Look at Lucy.She's strong.She displays true empathy for people,all kinds of people.I know that you all think she's as smart as she is despite him,but it's because of him.
Rita:So what you're saying is you don't worry about Lucy's future?
Annie:No,I do.
Rita:Ah...
Annie:I worry all the time.I worry if they take Lucy away from her father they will take away an enormous piece of her,and I worry that she will spend the rest of her life trying to fill that hole.
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Lucy:I won't read the word!
Sam:I'm your father and I'm telling you to read the word.Cause I can tell you to because I'm your father.
Lucy:I'm stupid.
Sam:You are not stupid!
Lucy:Yes,I am.
Sam:No,you are not stupid 'cause you can read that word.
Lucy:I don't wanna read it if you can't.
Sam:No,because it makes me happy!It makes me happy hearing you read.Yeah,it makes me happy when you're reading.
Lucy:[Lucy reads again]
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Conner Rhodes:Are you a retard too?
Lucy:No!
Conner Rhodes:How do you know?
Lucy:Because he told me.
Conner Rhodes:But he's a retard!
Lucy:It takes one to know one.
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[making fun of Lucy's dad]
Conner Rhodes:Sorry,Mr.Egg.
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Joe:Do we get balloons?
Shoe Salesman:...Yeah
Joe:All of us or just her?
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Conner Rhodes:Why does your father act like a retard?
Lucy:He is.
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Lucy:Why are men bald?
Sam:Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it.So their head is just more of their face.