1.Why does a cook wear a high,white hat?
To cover his head.
2.Why does time fly?
To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.
3.How can you tell clocks are shy?
Because they always have hands in front of their faces!
4.Whom does every man take his hat off to?
To the barber.
5.Why did the girl put sugar under her pillow?
Because she wanted sweet dreams.
6.How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you,even if it doesn't hit anything,there is nothing to attack it,and no one else catches or throws it?
Throw it up vertically.
7.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?
Because it can't sit down!
8.Who makes a million dollars a day?
Nobody.