I've often thought about that:If it was a bloke I'd very likely immobilise him then take his trousers and any underwear off him,spray-paint his 'lower regions' and then chuck him back out into the street,then set fire to his clothes.I might even be tempted to perform some kind of sexual act on him just so that he knows what it's like to be screwed by a villain.
It would be well worth getting a slap on the wrist from some silly old Magistrate just to see what the reactions - of
(a) the burglar,
(b) the Magistrate and the rest of the court and
(c) the press - would be - but of course,it would be ME in the wrong (It is a legal society) so said burglar would probably sue me - AND IT WOULD BE WORTH EVERY PENNY !!!