Good day, every body. My name is xxx, today, I stand here and proudly represent you guys, Mark Twain.
Mark Twain is a very famous writer from United States of America. His works including the world-famous novel, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", the "the Adventures of Tom Sawyer", he called the rearing 18 centuries "Gilead Ages".
"Mark Twain" is his pen name, his real name is "Samuel Langhorne Clemens". Here are some of his funny quotes:
1. Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
2.Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
3. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
4. Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
5. When in doubt, tell the truth.
There are many more, but in a word, I like Mark Twain. He is my favorite author.