经典美剧《老友记》中的一段,时间为8分钟左右
人物：ROSS CHANDLER PHOEBE RACHEL
[Scene:Central Perk,Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]
Ross:Hi!
Phoebe:Hey!
Chandler:Hey,what have you guys been up to?
Phoebe:Ohh!We went to a self-defense class today!
Chandler:Wow!
Rachel:Yeah,kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Phoebe:Now,we can kick anybody’s ass!
Rachel:Yeah!
Ross:After one class?I don’t think so.
Rachel:What?You wanna see me self-defend myself?!Go over there (points) and pretend you’re a sexual predator!Go on!I dare ya!
Ross:Well,of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming,that’s not enough.Look,Chandler and I studying kara-tay for a long time,and there’s a concept you should really be familiar with.It’s what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple,and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Rachel:Isn’t that a kind of sushi?
Chandler:No,it’s a concept!
Phoebe:Yeah it is!It is!It’s freshwater eel!
Chandler:All right,maybe it means that too…
Rachel:Ohh!I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!
Ross:Y’know what?Fine!Get attacked!I don’t even care!
Phoebe:(deadpan) Come on.We’re sorry.Please tell us what it is.
Chandler:Unagi is a state of total awareness.Okay?Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may before you!
Ross:(moves closer)It’s one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack,I don’t know,like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachel’s and screams) surprise!
(Rachel calmly wipes the spittle off her face.)
Ross:All right,you know that one was coming,but that doesn’t mean you have unagi.(Does the finger thing.)
Rachel:(To Phoebe) Ooh!Y’know what?If we made reservations,we could have unagi in about a half-hour.
Ross:Y’know what… (Moves away as Chandler enters,panicked.)
[Scene:Ross's apartment,Ross is coming in from doing his laundry.He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]
Chandler:Hey.
Ross:(not turning around) Chandler.I sensed it was you.
Chandler:What?!
Ross:Unagi.I’m always aware.Then what’s up?
Chandler:Can you help me to give this to Rachel,I cant't find her.
Ross:Ok.
Chandler:Thank you,take care bye!
Ross:Bye.
(Chandler leaves dejectedly.When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream…)
Phoebe and Rachel:DANGER!
(Ross screams like a little girl.)
Rachel:Ahhhhh,salmon skin roll.(She does the finger thing.)