1.Mother's Day
After dinner,mother is going to wash the dishes."It's Mother's Day.I don't think you need to wash those things."Said XiaoXiao."It's kind of you!My dear.But." Mother surprised and Said.
"But you may leave them till tomorrow,mum!"
2.Write in the dark
"Dad,can you write in the dark?" Son asked his father." I mean if you can write in the dark..."
"I think so.What do you want me o write?" Answered the father."Just write your name on the school report card."
3.New way of getting eggs
" Do you know where the eggs come from?" Xiaoxiao asked Tiantian."Sure.The hens lay the eggs." Answered Tiantisn."I have just a new way to get eggs without hens." Xiaoxiao said."That's fantastic!How?" "Just raise ducks."
4.Who discovered America?
Teacher:Xiaoxiao,go to the globe and find North America."
Xiaoxiao:Here it is!
Teacher:Correct!Now,class,who discovered America?
students:Xiaoxiao
5.Who eats who
Teacher:The weasel has no good intention when it pays a new year call to the hens.
Xiaoxiao:Madam,I don't think so.
Tiantian:Don't talk such nonsense!Xiaoxiao.
Xiaoxiao:Well,you know,when a scientist puts a hen and a weasal together,the hen ate weasel.