Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine,and 10 is next.
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Teacher:"Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student:"It's 42!"
Teacher:"Very good!- And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student:"It's 24!"
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Q:What does the zero say to the the eight?
A:Nice belt!