" Hey , do you have a pet ? "
" Sure , what's up ?"
" Is it a dog or something ? "
" A dog . And please stop asking me any stupid questions ."
" Okay.."
Ten minutes later ..
"Do you love your dog ? "
" Sure , I have kept it for five years . "
" Well , that's a long time ! Five years .. too long .."
" That 's why he is my best friend . "
" So what does your dog eat everyday ?"
" Beef , pork ,steak ... "
" OMG ! Do you have any idea how expensive the meat is in China ? "
" So what ? Can't you afford that ? "
"...I guess I love myself more , not the dog ! "