It was winter,and Mrs Miller wanted to do a lot of shopping She waited until it was Saturday,when her husband was free,and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry for her what she had bought.They went to a lot of shops,and Mrs.Miller bought everything she could think of.She often stopped and said“Look,Peter!Isn’t that beautiful?”
Mr Miller then answered,“All right,my dear.How much is it?”and he took money out to buy it for her.
It was almost dark when they came out of the last shop,and Mr Miller was tired.He was thinking about a nice drink by the side of a warm fire at home.Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said.“Look at that beautiful moon,Peter!”
Without stopping.Mr Miller answered at once.“All right,dear.How much is it?”Then he took his wallet（钱包）out of his pocket.
这个够搞笑够简单了