you're a parent whose only interactions with schools have been negative ones;
你是一个对学校产生消极影响的家长.
you're a parent who has zero recollection of how to divide fractions;
你是一个不懂得如何分辨分数好坏的家长.
you're a parent who has no clue as to what the important dates are on the college-application calendar.
你是一个对于校历上的大学申请日期一无所知的家长.
手工滴~