英文幽默哲理小故事：
父子二人经过五星级饭店门口,看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车.
儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人,肚子里一定没有学问!」
父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人,口袋里一定没有钱
（注：你对事情的看法,是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度?）
After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.
Son of disdain for his father,said:"The people who take such a vehicle,necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"
Father answered lightly:say such things,certainly no money pocket
(Note:Your view of things,is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西.”
“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来.”老鼠说.“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听.
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
（只为成功找方法,不为失败找理由）