求一篇英语笑话,高智商的,

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  • I Wasn't Asleep

    When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:"Wake up,sir!"

    "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

    "Not asleep?But you had your eyes closed."

    "I know.I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

    我没有睡着

    当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了.售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”

    “我没有睡着.”那个男人回答.

    “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

    “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已.”