Scared sleeping
Shakey went to a psychiatrist."Doc," he said,"I've got trouble.Every time I get into bed,I think there's somebody under it.I get under the bed,I think there's somebody on top of it.Top,under,top,under."you gotta help me,I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink."Come to me three times a week,and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street."Why didn't you ever
come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit?A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so!How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
(内容大意：Shakey去看心理医生.
他说：医生,我感到很困扰.当我睡在床上时,总觉得有人在床下.当我在床下时,又觉得有人在床上.来回很多次.你一定要帮我,我就快要疯掉了.
医生：尽管将你交给我两年,每星期来三次.我就会治好你的恐惧.
他问：你收多少钱?
医生：每次＄100
他说：我会考虑一下
六个月后,医生在街上遇见Shakey.
医生就问：为甚麼你没有再来找我?
他说：你看一次要＄100?一个酒吧服务生给我治疗只收＄10.
医生：这样!他怎麼治你?
他说：他叫我切掉床的脚.）
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