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Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.请张开嘴,夫人.
Lady:Thank you very much doctor.非常感谢你医生.
Doctor:Why do you thank me?你为什么谢我?
Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.因为我丈夫老是叫我闭嘴.
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A young man was in love with a beautiful girl.One day she said to him:"It is my birthday tomorrow.""Oh,"said the young man ,"I'll send you roses,one rose for each year of your life."The same evening he went to a florist's.As he knew that the girl was twenty-two years old,he paid for twenty-two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.When the young man left the shop,the florist thought:"This young man is a very good customer.I think that my price was too high.I'll send ten more roses."He did so.The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.When the young man came to see her,she didn't speak to him.And he never knew why she was so angry with him.
一个年轻人爱上了一个漂亮的女孩.一天,她对他说：“明天是我的生日.”“啊,”年轻人说：“我要送你玫瑰,一朵玫瑰代表一岁.”同一天的下午,他去了一家花店.他知道女孩22岁,所以付了22朵玫瑰的钱,并交待店员在第二天把玫瑰送给女孩.年轻人离开花店后,那个店员心想：“这个年轻人真是个好顾客.我以为我的价格很贵了呢.我要多送10朵给她.”他也确实这样做了,第二天早上,32朵玫瑰送到了女孩的手里.当年轻人去见女孩时,女孩话也不和他讲.然而他永远也不会知道她为什么生他那么大的气.