A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. You’re never too old to learn something stupid. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
一句话的英语笑话有没有?例如sperm cried:"oh,shit!"这么短的?