一、
Customer:Give me a hot dog.
Waiter:With pleasure.
Customer:No,with mustard.
顾客：来个热狗.
侍者：很高兴.
顾客：不要,加上芥末.
(注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思.这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了.怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢.)
二、
Teacher:Now class,whatever I ask,I want you all to answer at once.How much is 6 plus
Student:At once!
老师：全班同学听着,不管我问什么,你们都要马上回答.6+4等于几?
学生：马上.