-- 朝搞笑英语对话
一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing?”老外：“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english,I am speaking what?”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐：“You yourself look.All people are playing,no people have time,yo
u can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
老外：“Good heavens.Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”前台小姐：“Head not zai.You tomorrow
come!”