不知你是要简短的故事还是正式三分钟演讲稿?
简短幽默小故事：
You should've known it
"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you
were!" shouted the woman to her husband!
The husband replied,"You should've known how stupid I was
the minute I asked you to marry me!"
你早该知道
“如果早知道你有这么蠢我决不会嫁给你!”一个女人对她的丈夫喊道.
“早在我向你求婚的时候你就应该知道了.”丈夫回答道.
Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're
stupid,stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid,Johnny?"
"No,ma'am,but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!"
谁蠢
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就
说.
小约翰尼站了起来.
“你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问.
“不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着.”
正式三分钟演讲稿：
Good morning teachers and fellow students.Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.
My favorite book is (Italian:Cuore).This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico.The diary is about his life and study.It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico,the mottos taught by his parents,as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class.Every word in the chapter describes the word "love".From patriotism to friendship,and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.
This novel taught me how to love,and how to learn from love.I really like this book very much.How about you?What is your favorite book?
My favorite book is .Have you read it before?
Oh,I haven't read this book before.What is it about?
Well,it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father.The story is happy ending.
Can you tell us why you love this book so much?
Sure.It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage.I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story.I have decided to learn from her from now on.
Oh I see,the story sounds very good.I cannot wait to read this book as well.