耳朵像蒲扇,身子像小山,鼻子长又长,帮人把活干. (打一动物)
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你和猪站在一起
猜一动物.并说说为什么?
象 算是一个调侃的谜语因为你和猪很像 所以叫大象
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什么动物的皮最差?
大象因为橡皮擦（象皮差）
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我听过的版本是这样的
第一题：
把大象放到冰箱里要几步
三步：第一步：把冰箱门打开
第二步：把大象放进去
第三步：把冰箱门关上
第二题：
把长颈鹿放冰箱里分几步
四步 第一步：把冰箱门打开
第二步：把大象拿出来
第三步：把长颈鹿放进去
第四步：把冰箱门关上
第三题：
动物开大会谁没去?
长颈鹿 因为在冰箱里关着呢
第四题：
一只猴子要去森林开动物大会,但路上要经过一条河,河里住着鳄鱼,河上也没有任何工具可以让猴子过河,请问猴子是怎么过去的?
游过去的 因为鳄鱼都去开会了
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猜歌名
大象在水里放了个屁---浪花一朵朵
大象在水里又放了个屁---涛声依旧
大象在水里连放了三个屁---执着