A Customer A(Tom)
B Customer B(Jack)
C Waiter
D Manager
E Narrator
E:Today,two friends go to a resturant for dinner and then have an interesting experience there.Let's see what happen to them.
A:Hey,Jack,I think there must be something wrong with my mouth?
B:What's up,Tom?
A:I can feel a mouse swimming in my mouth.
B(惊讶):HA!I must call 120 because I think you must have caught a high fever.
A:Don't do that,I'm serious.(将手伸进嘴做出把老鼠抓出来的样子)OK,OK,I've caught it...(作出把老鼠从嘴里拿出来的样子)
E(所有台上的人都静止不动,旁白走上来,拿起老鼠):This mouse weighs 20 kilograms.
B(完全惊呆了):Oh,my god!What a huge mouse it!Aha,I see,you want to make me happy,so you eat such a huge mouse and then fetch it out.is!But,Tom,there is one thing I don't understand,how could you do that?
A(很无奈)：Jaaaaaaaaaack,I'm not kidding,I'm serious,I swear.
B(很认真):No,no,no,stop joking,just tell me how could you do that?
A(有些恼火):I've told you I am serious(serious这个词念得慢一点)
B(也有些恼火):But I'm serious,too.
C:What's up,gentlemen?
A:What's up?(反问)How can you put a 20 kilogram mouse into my dish?Yes,I admit that I have ordered a dish named as vegetarians' Mouse(素鼠,根据素鸡vegetarians' chicken来的),however,I have never thought that you dare to give me a real one!(抓起老鼠塞到服务员的嘴里)
C(直翻白眼,含着老鼠说):Help!Help!
（这时b走来把老鼠从c的嘴里拿了出来)
B:Holy God!This is a real mouse,that's to say,I must have woken up the wrong passenger.I'm sorry,Tom,I was not intended to do that.
A:Give thanks to God.You finally realized what has happened.Now,let's call on the manager and look how he explain this.
B:Ok,let's go.
D(心神不宁地走了过来,口中念念有词):Where are you?Where are you?Tom,Where are you?
B:Ha,Talk of the devil and he will appear.(说曹操曹操就到) We are looking for you,too,my friend.
D(对b说):Who are you?Why do you look for me?
A（对b说）:Look,Tom,he's pretending to know nothing.
D(对b说)：What?Where's my Tom?
(A和B面面相觑)
E:It turns out that(原来) Tom is the name of the manager's mouse which was eaten by Tom.
A:Stop posing and explain how could a 20-kilogram mouse appeared in my dish?
D:You mean that very fat mouse with a lovely baby face?
A:Lovely?It must be the ugliest and the most unsavory mouse in the world.
D:What have you done to him?
A:I ate it and then spit it out.
C(拿着老鼠走上来):I can prove that and they stuck it into my mouth.
D(一把抢过老鼠,捧着老鼠的尸体,悲痛欲绝):OHHHHHH,my poor Tom,how can you leave me that heartless?
D(对着a和b说)：How can you do that?I spent 200000 dollars to buy it and another 5000 dollars on his clothes and makeups,how,how can you eat it?You two must pay for that!
B:We didn't intend to do that and I am sorry.(拉着a赶紧就跑了)
完
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