非要这么长吗?
有一个短点儿的 不到120
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar.She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar.She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar.She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
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西方有这么一个观点 就是金发美女都是蠢蛋 所以就有了一个恶毒的专门笑话门类：blonde jokes
这个笑话的笑点在于：金发美女是不会动脑子的 “I think”就是句谎话