1.What coat is put on only when it is wet?
Answer:A coat of raincoat.
2.Why is the letter T like an island?
Answer:Because it is in the middle of water.
3.Why is your nose not twelve inches long?
Answer:Because then it would be a foot.
4.What three letters of the alphabet woule scare off a burglar?
Answer:I C U=I see you.
5.What start with a T,ends with a T ,and is full of
Answer:A teapot is full of tea.