杨:My wife always complains when I smoke.She says smoking is the worst thing.我的太太在我抽烟的时候一直抱怨.她说抽烟是最坏的事情.李:Then you shall stop,darling.那么你就戒掉吧,亲爱的.杨:But cigarettes are my best friends,honey.I know smoking is not good but I cannot live without it.但是香烟是我最好的朋友,甜心.我知道抽烟不好,但是我不能没有它.李:Ok,I can tell you some advantages of smoking,and then you can decide how to do.好的,我可以告诉你抽烟的一些好处,然后你来决定怎么做.杨:Really?Advantages?Please go ahead.真的吗?好处?请继续说.李:First smoking will protect your house against thieves.Smoking people usually cough a lot during night,thieves may think they are awake and then go away.首先抽烟可以防范小偷.抽烟的人晚上容易咳嗽,小偷们会认为他们还没睡着然后就跑了.杨:It is not a good reason.Do you have another one?这不是个好理由.有别的呢?李:Well,smoking people will scare away fierce dogs because they are usually humpbacked and dogs will think they are taking stones.恩,抽烟的人能够吓跑恶狗,因为抽烟的人容易驼背,狗会以为抽烟者在捡石头.杨:Come on,these cannot be called advantages.得了吧,这些不能够成为好处.李:I have last one,smoking will keep you young.Smoking people usually have many diseases,so they don’t have chance to die old.我还有最后一个,抽烟使你保持年轻.抽烟的人通常由很多的疾病,所以他们没有机会在老的时候死去.杨:Ok,guy,I will stop smoking.好吧伙计,我会戒烟.