The college had a very good football team,and its best player was a student who always had trouble in school.Then one year the dean of the college said that the player would have to leave bacause he had cheated on an exam.The football coach immediately went to the dean to try to persuade him to let the student saty in school.The dean showed him two answer papers."This one is Susan's paper.She's the best student in the class,"he said ," And this one's your football player's.They 're exactly the same.The football player sat at the next desk,and just copied from her."
"But maybe she copied from him,"the coach said,"you can't prove it was the other way."
"Look at this,"the dean said ,"Susan didn't know the answer to this question so she wrote,'I don't know'.And your football player wrote,'Neither do I."
中文翻译：
学院里有一支非常棒的足球队,而它最出色的队员却是一个在学校里捣蛋的家伙.有一年学院的院长说那个球员不得不离开学校,因为他在考试中作弊.足球教练立刻赶到院长那里希望能够说服院长让那个血色很难过留在学校里.院长给教练看了两份答题卷.“这一份是苏珊的,她是班级里最优秀的学生,”他说,“这份是你的队员的.它们极其相似.队员刚好坐在旁边的位子上,正好抄袭苏珊的.”
“但是也有可能是她抄袭他的,”教练说到,“你没法证明就是那样的.”
“看这里,”院长说,“苏珊不知道这题的答案,所以她写道‘我不知道.’你的球员写道,‘我也不知道.’”